You're not the man I married.

  • gypseian: I'm probably going to go to bed because I'm fucking tired as hell, man.
  • thinkinginslowmotion: YOU SUCK
  • thinkinginslowmotion: I GET ON
  • gypseian: NO YOU SUCK
  • thinkinginslowmotion: AND YOU LEAVE ME
  • gypseian: YOU SAID SEVEN
  • thinkinginslowmotion: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
  • gypseian: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING DANCING
  • gypseian: AND THAT WE WERE GOING TO A MOVIE
  • gypseian: YOU RUINED MY WHOLE WEEKEND OMFG
  • thinkinginslowmotion: WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
  • gypseian: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UNSIGHTLY MOLE.
  • thinkinginslowmotion: OMG
  • thinkinginslowmotion: YOU SAID YOU COULD HANDLE IT
  • thinkinginslowmotion: YOU PROMISED IT DIDN"T BOTHER YOU
  • thinkinginslowmotion: AND I WORE THE CLOWN SUIT
  • gypseian: I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK.
  • thinkinginslowmotion: did i really?
  • gypseian: no.
  • gypseian: but I did miss you, loser.
  • thinkinginslowmotion: DUDE
  • thinkinginslowmotion: SO
  • thinkinginslowmotion: "BIG BOOTIE BITCHES"
  • thinkinginslowmotion: IS NOW MY JAM

Sounds like a personal problem.

  • gypseian: there is a little dog outside marking and it sounds like an angry frog fucking a horse
  • beerandsuckers: trying to imagine that and it's not working
  • gypseian: I meant to say barking
  • gypseian: does that help?
  • beerandsuckers: it's the frog fucking the horse part
  • gypseian: ah. well, I guess you had to be there.

Surprisingly accurate.

  • gypseian: *removes entire reproductive system and donates it to science*
  • beerandsuckers: Science appreciates your contribution, but would rather receive something that improves the quality of erections.
  • gypseian: Thanks, Science. You, like the rest of society, totes has your priorities straight.

Tomorrow there will be:

  • Friends
  • Tacos
  • Margaritas
  • Supernatural
  • Gross sobbing
  • Shenanigans
  • Homework Procrastination.

And here’s to a long future containing two or more of those things. ♥

“Internet friendship is not real”

fatbrat:

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

SO

MANY

GOOD

FRIENDS

Source: dirtyevilminded

Peer pressure.

  • gypseian: SEE, THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO YOU
  • gypseian: I HURT THIS GIRL'S FEELINGS
  • wuxxia: :-(
  • wuxxia: LMAO
  • wuxxia: I find this hilarious
  • wuxxia: SORRY?
  • gypseian: SHE'S 15
  • wuxxia: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
  • wuxxia: why is she even posting that
  • wuxxia: if she's 15
  • gypseian: I DON'T KNOW
  • wuxxia: she probably hasn't even ever played a drinking game
  • gypseian: she has the same birthday as my sister
  • gypseian: I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
  • wuxxia: Send her a hug gif

For gypseian

wuxxia:

The lovely gypseian brought it to my attention that I never completed her one sentence ask prompt like I said I would. I bet her chocolate I’d do it before the end of the week.

Prompt: Ben/Claire. Go.

Ben didn’t want to leave. He had made a home in Jacksonville and for once he felt comfortable just staying in one place. But he knew from the moment she’d mumbled “let’s get out of here” and looked up at him sleepily through her long, curled lashes that he’d follow her anywhere she wanted to go. Claire’s long blond hair spread out like a silk scarf on the comforter as she slept, snuggled into the space between his arm and his heart.

See, you even got 4 sentences on account of lateness, plus I fought with autocorrect to post this for you from my phone. You owe me chocolate.

Source: wuxxia

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