baby, make me your constellation.

May 15

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(Source: the-narddog, via previouslysane)

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May 14

You're not the man I married.

gypseian: I'm probably going to go to bed because I'm fucking tired as hell, man.
thinkinginslowmotion: YOU SUCK
thinkinginslowmotion: I GET ON
gypseian: NO YOU SUCK
thinkinginslowmotion: AND YOU LEAVE ME
gypseian: YOU SAID SEVEN
thinkinginslowmotion: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
gypseian: YOU SAID WE WERE GOING DANCING
gypseian: AND THAT WE WERE GOING TO A MOVIE
gypseian: YOU RUINED MY WHOLE WEEKEND OMFG
thinkinginslowmotion: WHY DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE
gypseian: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UNSIGHTLY MOLE.
thinkinginslowmotion: OMG
thinkinginslowmotion: YOU SAID YOU COULD HANDLE IT
thinkinginslowmotion: YOU PROMISED IT DIDN"T BOTHER YOU
thinkinginslowmotion: AND I WORE THE CLOWN SUIT
gypseian: I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK.
thinkinginslowmotion: did i really?
gypseian: no.
gypseian: but I did miss you, loser.
thinkinginslowmotion: DUDE
thinkinginslowmotion: SO
thinkinginslowmotion: "BIG BOOTIE BITCHES"
thinkinginslowmotion: IS NOW MY JAM

smallcutsensations:

Do yourself a favour. Click on the picture.

Emulators have been around a while, but this is still pretty damn awesome.

(via cedarcliffe)

chinupyouuglybastard:

gypseian:

chinupyouuglybastard:

Motherfuckers I know you. I know some of you have BOOKIFIED fanfiction YOURSELF and paid to have that shit bound. You do not get to bitch about 50 shades of grey because it started off as fanfiction. Nuh-uh. Critique the writing if you want but don’t bitch about its origins when you fucking play in the same goddamn sandbox as it.

I don’t care that it’s fan fiction. I care that it’s bad fan fiction, and that she makes all of us who write good fan fiction look like fucking psychopaths. Also, the writing is shit, and it’s like EL James has never read the operations manual for a vagina.

did you miss the bold part?#because the tone of your response seems to indicate that #I read fanfiction I’m not attacking fanfiction #I’m just saying if your critique of her work is that it is fanfiction #WHEN YOU READ/BOOKIFY FANFICTION YOURSELF #then your critique is fucking baseless

No need to snark at me, sweetie. I was just reiterating your point.

chinupyouuglybastard:

Motherfuckers I know you. I know some of you have BOOKIFIED fanfiction YOURSELF and paid to have that shit bound. You do not get to bitch about 50 shades of grey because it started off as fanfiction. Nuh-uh. Critique the writing if you want but don’t bitch about its origins when you fucking play in the same goddamn sandbox as it.

I don’t care that it’s fan fiction. I care that it’s bad fan fiction, and that she makes all of us who write good fan fiction look like fucking psychopaths. Also, the writing is shit, and it’s like EL James has never read the operations manual for a vagina.

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